FUNNY: Difference Between A Guy's and A Lady's Inbox

LADY’S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear >>(Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonight? >>(Bassey)

3..I always feel bad when I see u with another
man >>(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don’t forget the trip (Manager)
5..Darling, have u seen airtime I sent u? >>
(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u
to be by my side >>(Evans)
7..Consider it done >>(Senator)
8..Baby, check ur acount balance and call me
back >>(Chairman)

GUY’S INBOX:
1.. Your data bundle will soon expire >>(MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am
married >> (Jane)
3..Don’t dare call me again, cheat >>(Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story
telling event like the last 3 months >>(Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting the money for the
NECO and waec form >>(Junior brother)
6..My son, how are you? Pls send money quick,
hunger want finish us here oo >>(Mama)
7.. Am in the hospital, pls send the N120,000
quick quick for the appendix operation or u can
keep and use it for my burial >>(Papa)
8..I have not seen my period for 3 weeks>>
(Neighbour’s daughter.
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